June 2020 Wrap-up

Foot Brace

Anne’s New Boot after Surgery

Whew, what happened to June? Not a whole heck of a lot, apparently. We wrapped up the end of the school year while social distancing and Anne had foot surgery. Nancy worked on her garden and yard. We talked a lot but that was about it. These are strange times indeed.

As previously mentioned, we made all our published works available on Smashwords. To date, we’ve sold/downloaded 200 copies of all of our titles. Out of those 200 downloads, we’ve received one review. Just one, not the best return but better than nothing and it was a five star review of our New Mother Earth short story, Gaia Uprising. Thank you, Reader!

This month, we are participating in the Smashwords site-wide sale. All of our titles are free or discounted for the entire month of July. You can pick up an e-copy of Exiles of Gaia for free this month and its sequel, Hunters of Gaia for a measly 99 cents USD. All of our short stories are always free.

We did make one sale on Amazon but we’ve all but written Kindle Digital Publishing off as a bad investment. Amazon’s algorithms have changed so much over the last five years. that you must pay for advertising to even show up in their search engine, and with no guarantee of a return, it looks to be a bad investment. Having done due diligence and looked into other authors’ reports on the results of their Amazon advertising, this seems to corroborate this finding.

We’ll be staying home and staying safe. That being said, we need to find a way to move forward and become productive again. Which is why Anne is in bed, with her leg propped up, writing this blog post. (All mistakes are hers, and if there are any, she blames the pain medication.)

Best wishes for you all in these strange times. As always, thanks for sticking with us.

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric

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2020, Can I Quit You?

The Litzophreniacs

Like most people, we are currently reeling from the events unfolding around us and in the world at large: pandemic, mass protests, economic freefall, you name it, we got it. It hasn’t been the most productive of quarantines as far as our writing goes. Mentally, we are all kind of in survival mode. Every morning brings a new outrage and that just increases our need to hole up in our homes and avoid it all like the plague. (Get it? The plague….)

In any case, our mom Nancy has been working in her yard and garden and focusing on home projects. Anne has been making glass mosaics and binging Netflix, when she isn’t facilitating distance learning for her two boys. Eric has been working at his new job. Unfortunately, he’s on night shift and has had a hard time adjusting to the new work/sleep schedule.

When we last blogged, we’d ported over all our books and short stories to Smashwords. (All titles are still available on Amazon.com) It seems to have been a smart move when it comes to visibility, as we’ve had 178 free downloads since we went live. On the flip side, we’ve made no paid sales and we’ve recieved no reviews. As any author will tell you, a book lives and dies by its reviews, and no review is almost as bad as a negative one. We’ll stay the course. We’ve gone live this morning with a sale on Creek House. You can pick up a copy on Smashwords for the low, low price of $0.99 with a 50% off coupon, now through July 1st. Coupon Code is QA74C.


Now that we’re catching up with our home projects and we’re running out of shows to binge on Netflix, it might be time to get back to writing. We hope that you are all not just surviving, but thriving, as hard as that may seem right now. Thanks for sticking with us.

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric


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All Our Titles on Smashwords!

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One of our short stories available for free on Smashwords

March has been a very productive month, not so much the writing aspect of the business, but taking care of the nuts and bolts side of things, as well as working on Anne and Nancy’s new Etsy endeavor, TeaRoseGoods. So, what exactly have we been up to, you ask?

We started off the month by taking care of our business taxes, always a sobering but necessary task. As a licensed business, our taxes are due March 15th, instead of the usual April deadline. Time had run out but we got them finished and submitted in time. The taxes just served to remind us that we really do need to shake things up a bit if we actually want to make any money off of our writing. Which brings us to our next task, Smashwords!

After much discussion, we decided to put our books back up on Smashwords. We offered them briefly on the site about five years ago, but then Kindle Direct Publishing Select and its new program,Kindle Unlimited (KU), came online, promising that with Kindle exclusivity, there would be more access and sales for its indie authors. This did not prove to be the case and in fact, KU has been terrible for us. We still have our books available on Amazon, just no longer enrolled in KU, and now they are all available on Smashwords. This also allows us to offer all of our short stories for free download, a move that we hope will help us with sales in the long run.

You can now find us at:


Nancy has been writing a bit on our new paranormal thriller / horror novel, Area 25. Anne is set to start back in on Enoch, our crime thriller. Eric is in his last two weeks of his final semester of his college program. He’s got his eye on the prize.

Thanks so much for sticking with us. We appreciate your support. Come check us out on Smashwords!

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric

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Side Projects = Sidetracked


The logo for our Etsy shop, TeaRoseGoods

     We know you’re wondering, “Hey Gang, where have you been for the month of February?” Well, as the title of this blog post suggests, we’ve been working on a few side projects. We’ve done a little bit of writing but nothing worth crowing about.

Anne and Nancy have been setting up their Etsy shop, TeaRoseGoods. As some of you may know, the dynamic duo sell teacups and handcrafted items in the Fall at a number of local holiday and craft bazaars. We decided there was no need for our goods to languish for nine months out of the year, hidden away in our shops and garages and that the best way to get them to market was to put them online. And so, TeaRoseGoods was born. We still have a lot of inventory to post but we hope to have it done in the next week or so. The shop is up and running, and we’d love it if you could check it out at https://www.etsy.com/shop/TearoseGoods.

As for Eric, he is in the final month of his college studies, while working full time. He has promised to come out of hibernation at the end of March, after finals are complete and he’s had time to take a breather.

Don’t discount our writing endeavors just yet. Nancy is heading to the beach to get some writing done. She went a few weeks ago but managed to injure herself and she wasn’t able to work on her laptop. Fingers crossed, this second time is a charm. Anne is planning on getting out to her shop for some writing over the weekend.

We appreciate all the support. As always, thanks for sticking with us.

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric


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Our Collaborative Process

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We were kicked out of a restaurant yesterday…politely, but kicked out none the less. We think we may have creeped out our waitress. We were there for a planning and plotting session for our newest project, a horror novel set loosely in our Riverside world. We sat down to breakfast and then jumped right into our collaborative creative process. The talk of murder and demons proved too much for our little old lady waitress and we were subsequently asked to move along to make room for other patrons (which would have worked as a reason if there were more than four other occupied tables in the large, empty restaurant). So, we left, but not without a grumble or two.

Despite our expulsion from the restaurant, we did have a very successful meeting. We have a very specific creative process, developed over the last seven years. (Wow, has it been seven years?!?) We wanted to share a bit about it as we’ve heard from others that collaborative writing can be a fraught enterprise that has broken families and ruined friendships. So far, we haven’t had that problem, mainly because we make our plans ahead of time and we try and leave our egos at the door. It’s worked so far, with eight novels and three short stories under our belt.

Step 1: We start with an idea. In fact, we have a whole slew of ideas we’ve written down over the years that we can pull from when it’s time to start a new project. We then decide who the main writer will be, who will be the main collaborator with the writer, and who will have first crack at edits, etc. It really does help to have defined roles in the writing process. We usually have two works in progress at a time, as that seems to be the max number we can successfully juggle and still get our work done.

Step 2: Once we’ve agreed on the subject, it’s time to flesh out our idea. We call it a story arc. It’s so much easier to craft a solid plot when you’ve at least got an idea of a beginning, middle, and end. Our story arc will identify our main character(s), the key premise of the story, and usually includes a precipitating event to kick things off as well as how we foresee the end of the story coming about. These are all subject to change along the way, we are not rigid in our processes and sometimes a story writes itself. That was what we were working on yesterday at the restaurant. Our story arcs usually run 1-2 pages at most.

Step 3: From the story arc, we build a chapter map. Our chapter maps are just that, a detailed description of every chapter, in order. It is a working document, also subject to much change but because we have it, we are able to pass off our projects amongst ourselves and still maintain some semblance of continuity. Yesterday, we mapped out the prologue and first ten chapters of the new horror project. We’ll continue to add to the chapter map over the next couple of weeks but because we have a very well-fleshed out story arc, this shouldn’t be too much trouble.

Step 4: Write! (Easier said than done, lately.)

We are very excited about our two current projects, one old that we’ve dusted off and the newest one we’ve just started to work on. Over the next month, we’ll also be uploading all our old works to Smashwords (they will still be available on Amazon). We hope the change of platform will breath life into them. They’ve been languishing on Amazon for a while now.  We’ll let you know when those go live.

We hope to have more news soon. As always, thanks for sticking with us!

Anne, Nancy, and Eric


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The Upsides and Downsides to Taking a Writing Break

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We’ve kicked off 2020 with a renewed sense of purpose and a new writing plan. Because we write collaboratively, we’ve had to develop our own specific methodology over the last six years. Keys to our past writing successes have been fairly regular business and brainstorming meetings, clearly designated roles for each work-in-progress, and of course, feedback between the three of us. The last two years we haven’t done such a good job with any of them (for a variety of reasons). This has led to a marked lack of progress on all our projects. We’ve let them sit, to our overall detriment, but there have been some upsides.

When you write twisty, turny plots with a plethora of characters and a bunch of made-up locations, it can make for an excellent story but if you stop working on it, you can easily lose the thread and the details. Once that happens, it’s easy to introduce plot holes into your story. Characters and places can be subtly changed, timelines shift, and events get mixed. It’s a frustrating endeavor to pick it all back up, dust it off, and try and catch the elusive bits that made exciting for you in the first place. You cannot stop writing! For once you do, it’s hard to pick it back up. Anne is having to re-read the entirety of our crime thriller manuscript in order to re-familiarize herself with the material. It’s been a while. It’s been slow-going. She’s taking notes, in the hopes of getting the details right and maintaining continuity.

It hasn’t been all bad. For one, it’s refreshing to open an older project and realize that your writing is actually quite good. Did we write that? Maybe we can do this. The re-read has also allowed Anne to identify a few ways to improve on the plot, as well as some fine-tuning of a few place names and descriptions and fixing a few formatting errors. For now, it will be key to keep the momentum going. Because we really don’t want to have to do this all again.

Anne will continue to work on Enoch. Nancy is working on our new paranormal thriller, Area 25. Eric is working with Nancy on the new project. He is also finishing up school, so we don’t expect much writing from him until his program is complete in March.

We appreciate you all sticking with us. It’s a marathon, not a sprint. We hope your new year is off to a good start.

Best wishes,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric

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2019 Wrap-Up

ornamentWelcome to the end of 2019! We’re so glad you could make it. We managed to publish one book in 2019, our paranormal thriller, The Oculars. Other than that, little progress was made on our other two works-in-progress. Today, we just finished up an impromptu Litzophreniacs meeting to discuss our plans for 2020. We know that changes need to be made if we are to see any progress. Here’s the plan…

Anne will take over the writing on our crime thriller, Enoch. She was the main writer from the beginning and it has not been a good fit for Nancy. Anne has also been floundering on the third New Mother Earth book, Servants of Gaia. While she did manage to add a tiny bit of new material, it was difficult to work on and it seems like a better choice to set it aside for the time being. She hopes to pick it back up after her brother Eric finishes his course of study in March.

Nancy will be focusing her efforts to a brand new project, working title, Jack. Jack will be a paranormal horror novel based in our fictional town of Riverside. It will be a standalone novel but will include cameos from some of our favorite characters. She’ll jump into the new project at the start of the new year.

We have also decided to disenroll all of our books and short stories from Kindle Unlimited. We have seen no uptick in sales nor books read, despite running numerous discounts and promotional giveaways on Amazon. The algorithm is not in our favor. We will keep our books available on Amazon but we will also be adding them to Smashwords, and maybe a few other sites that look promising. Sales have stagnated and we need to shake things up in an increasingly saturated indie book market. We’ll let you know when we go live on the other sites.

We’ll continue to update the blog, hopefully back to weekly posts. As always, we’ll focus on our literary doings. We appreciate you all sticking with us. We wish you all the best in the coming new year!

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric

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How’s that negative reinforcement going?


We bet you’re wondering how our plan to use negative reinforcement to overcome writer’s block is going. Well, let us tell you. It’s working splendidly. Both Nancy and Anne have managed to produce two chapters each in the last two weeks, as well as finding three more previously lost chapters.

So what did we agree to do? We knew that we needed to be held accountable in some way. A lack of a distinct deadline meant we were not answerable to anyone but ourselves and that meant we could easily skip writing. A devil’s bargain was struck between Anne and Nancy. (Eric is currently trying to finish up his schooling and working a new job. We gave him a pass.) They both agreed to produce a new chapter every Friday or be forced to pay $50 into the Litzophreniacs3 account. As Nancy said, “It has to be a large enough amount as to be painful, otherwise, we’ll buy our way out of it each week.” She was right and we now have new material.

Nancy is working on our serial killer manuscript, working title “Enoch”, and Anne is working on the third book in the New Mother Earth series, working title “Servants of Gaia.” The missing chapters were sent out last February but never made it into the manuscript. They’re in it now and we couldn’t be happier. All in all, we’re pretty happy with ourselves. And so, the agreement will remain in place for the foreseeable future. We don’t want to mess with what is working.

As always, thanks for sticking with us. It seems our writing dry spell is over. We hope your enjoying your November, wherever you are.

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric


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Portland Book Festival 2019

PDX Book Fair

Yesterday, we attended the annual Portland Book Festival at the Portland Museum of Art. It’s been on our list of all-things-book-related that we want to do for quite some time and we were glad to cross it off the list. (Also on the list, visiting Steven King’s house in Maine once it opens as a museum and writer’s retreat.) We did not attend any workshops or talks this time but we haven’t ruled that out for a future visit. The book tents were the main attraction and we wasted no time in getting inside. They proved to be a study in both what to do and what not to do when marketing one’s books and literary services to actual humans standing in front of your table.

Here are a few things that worked for us as readers (as you can see from our photo above, Anne’s youngest son found a couple of books that peaked his interest). Bookmarks and business cards were a great way for us to take information with us when we weren’t quite ready to commit to a sale. It was also a way for us to escape from particularly aggressive sales tactics that we encountered at a few tables. Clear, concise descriptions of the books on offer. We found the authors who led with their book’s genre and then a brief plot synopsis (and we mean very brief) to be a good hook. That allowed us to pick up books that fit our parameters and read their jacket synopsis as needed. “Do you like science fiction? This book might interest you.”

We also encountered a few things that kept us from buying and/or desperately looking for a way to escape. One that springs immediately to mind, we stopped at a table with two gentlemen seated behind a display of books. The books looked mildly interesting with local places named in the titles and the appropriate cover photos. The pitch, “You should check these books out. They’re great! I wrote them.” Friend chimes in, “I’ve read them all and I can tell you they are really good books! And I read a lot.” “I’m a local author.” This continued for a few minutes and we have to tell you, we still don’t know what those books were about. A quick, “this one is a coming of age tale…this one is a murder mystery…this one is a collection of stories about small-town life…” anything along those lines that would let us know what we were looking at would have helped immensely. The other no-no we encountered was the publishing services hard-sell. I get it, Brad, you need to get the word out about your indie-author publishing package. However, a business card and a sheet with a listing of your services and pricing would have been way more effective in getting the word out than the captive audience-car salesman pitch that we were subjected to. There aren’t too many people out there ready to commit to $1500 worth of publishing services based on your five minute pitch. Short, sweet, and to-the-point is the way to go.

We really enjoyed our visit to the Book Festival and as an added bonus, after our tent visit, we hit up a few of the galleries in the Portland Art Museum. We pretty much had the place to ourselves and it was a great way to end our day. We are definitely planning on attending next year although we do plan on saving ourselves some heartache by picking up the entrance bracelets a few days before the actual event. The line to get in was three blocks long but the event organizers and volunteers did a good job of keeping it moving.

And finally, a quick update on our new policy of negative writing reinforcement. So far, so good, with both Anne and Nancy managing to knock out a few chapters. We hope you all are having a great weekend.

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric

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Will Negative Reinforcement Work?


We sat down together a few days ago for a discussion of our distinct lack of progress over the last twelve months. The topic was nothing new. The same old finger-pointing took place and then we admitted our guilt and set to work concocting a new plan of action for getting our writing kickstarted coming into November. And what did we settle on this time? That’s right, a hefty weekly fine to be paid into the joint account every Sunday if a new chapter is not produced by Friday of every week. It had to be big enough to spur us to action because as our mom, Nancy, stated, “We’ll buy our way out of this if we don’t make it painful enough.”

Will it work? We’ll just have to wait and see.

As for the rest of our writing friends participating in NaNoWriMo this year. We wish you the best of luck. May your fingers fly across the keyboard. (Anne hasn’t ruled out participating yet, as it is still only the 2nd of November. She’ll let you know in an upcoming blog post.)

We hope you had a great Halloween. As always, thank you for your support.

Kind regards,

Anne, Nancy, and Eric


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